September 2011
10 posts
August 2011
9 posts
Sometimes things are
“Aren’t you upset about the way you were treated?”
“Absolutely.”
“Why don’t you do something about it?”
“What could I even do? Sometimes things are bigger than you. They are.”
“Maybe you should stop thinking like that. Stop thinking that things are bigger than you. You’re a god damn giant.”
How it feels to be upset with your kid by a guy...
Someday I might have a kid, and someday, when him/her (it?) is between 15 and 23 I bet I’ll feel like this. I won’t tell them though, because that’s probably something you don’t do as a dad. Hopefully we can play video games together.
Child,
I’m so frustrated with you. I look at you, and I see myself at your age but better. With more potential, with more...
Exclusive Peek Inside The Entourage Writers Room
Behind the closed doors of the Entourage writers room, during day one of writing season eight, this speech was given:
You guys, it’s time to write the final season and I know how we can send our show Entourage off the right way. I can’t believe this show has been going for eight years. That’s a large portion of my life that I’ve been writing for this show. I feel like...
Things In The TV Show Camelot That You Will Either...
Beheadings
Rape
Incest
Misrepresented Sex
Stabbings
Drownings
Shootings
Dying in a Fire
Torture
Sex
Nudity
Adult Situations
Sorcery
Wizardry
Adultery
Murder
Child Murder
Slicing
Death via Long Fall
Human Skewering
False Idols
Sexism
Imprisonment
Shapeshifting
Cursing
Lying
Exotic Dancing
Hearts and judge
Every night he would come home and eat microwave popcorn and read about major league baseball on the internet and be sad. Eventually that apartment came to represent popcorn and baseball and a lack of happiness. He tried to change things for himself by moving to a third floor studio in northeast. He switched sports to hockey but kept eating popcorn. Life was marginally better.
His frequent...
The Places Daily Deal Services Like Groupon Offer...
Dojos
Pottery Painting Places
Frame Stores
Frozen Yogurt Joints
Sushi Restaurants
Senior Portrait Photographers
Dentists (for teeth whitening)
Massage/Acupuncture Parlors
Spas