And then the Uncharted theme song comes on and everything feels like it’s going to be ok.

And then the Uncharted theme song comes on and everything feels like it’s going to be ok. You’ll play video games in your apartment and eat secret turkey sandwiches that nobody knows about because you tell the world you are a vegetarian. You’ll download Horrible Bosses from a torrent site and watch it as an excuse to eat candy even though you can barely hear the dialogue. You’ll lie on the floor and do twenty pushups in an effort to balance the king sized bag of candy you just ate.

And then you fire up your Playstation and press the button with the Playstation logo on your silver Playstation controller and then the Uncharted theme song comes on and everything feels like it’s going to be ok.