What Your Favorite Matthew McConaughey Movie Says About You

Fool’s Gold: You would ride a scooter around everywhere if you weren’t worried that your friends might call you gay.

Surfer, Dude: You smoke too much pot or you have no sense of irony or you love commas.

Failure to Launch: You claim that you didn’t like the Hangover 2, but you secretly are rooting for Bradley Cooper to be the next McConaughghahgey.

Tropic Thunder: You are too interested in irony.

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days: You are probably too interested in instructional videos.

Dazed and Confused: You yearn for your wasted youth. You probably aren’t very happy about where your life has taken you. You wish you hadn’t gotten married so young. You hate your kids, and the internet.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past: The most attractive woman you have ever dated broke up with you the day before Christmas when you were 19, making you are overly sentimental about Christmas. A Christmas Carol had a profound effect on your life, but it’s hard to say exactly why.

Edtv: You think Jim Carrey is overrated but you’re kind of curious about Mr. Popper’s Penguins anyway.

Contact: You are one of the few people that knows the difference between Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster.

Angels in the Outfield: You’re an individual of fine taste. Christopher Lloyd, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Gordon-Lovett AND McConaughey in the same movie? It’s over.

Two For The Money: Your other favorite movie is 21. You can’t count cards but you really wish you could. Or you love Sixteen Candles so much that you will watch any movie with Long Duck Dong in it. Maybe just movie titles with numbers in the name in general.

Sahara: The Mummy with Brendan Frasier is your favorite movie. You drove 25 minutes to the only Blockbuster in town left in business and spent a long time deciding whether you should rent Sahara or Hidalgo.

We Are Marshall: Your days playing high school football are some of your fondest memories, but not in the sad way. You don’t lie in bed awake at night lamenting that you no longer have cheerleaders to try to have sex with but rather you think about how grateful you are that you had such a good opportunity to learn about the value of a team and the benefits of hard work.

The Wedding Planner: You were in junior high or early high school when that J.Lo/Ja Rule song ‘I’m Real’ was a big deal.

U-571: It’s probably obvious, but submarines are fucking cool.