A brief phone conversation between myself and Netflix streaming: Me, on phone: Hello. Netflix, on phone: Yes, is Ms. John Vieira available? You must be her father. Me, confused: Uh, this is John. Netflix: We have good news. We’ve created a new row based on your taste preferences. Me: Oh good! Tell me about it. Netflix: It’s called Girl Power TV Shows for ages 11 and 12. You’re going to love it. Me: But, I’m a 25 year old man. Netflix: Nope, we’ve been watching what you’ve been watching, you are clearly an 11 or 12 year old girl. Me: Oh Netflix, you’ve seen through my manly exterior to my heart which is that of an 11 or 12 year old girl. You really know me. I just wrote Mrs. John Vieira Netflix on my binder. Never leave me.

A brief phone conversation between myself and Netflix streaming:

Me, on phone: Hello.

Netflix, on phone: Yes, is Ms. John Vieira available? You must be her father.

Me, confused: Uh, this is John.

Netflix: We have good news. We’ve created a new row based on your taste preferences.

Me: Oh good! Tell me about it.

Netflix: It’s called Girl Power TV Shows for ages 11 and 12. You’re going to love it.

Me: But, I’m a 25 year old man.

Netflix: Nope, we’ve been watching what you’ve been watching, you are clearly an 11 or 12 year old girl.

Me: Oh Netflix, you’ve seen through my manly exterior to my heart which is that of an 11 or 12 year old girl. You really know me. I just wrote Mrs. John Vieira Netflix on my binder. Never leave me.