TO THE BREAK OF JOHN

What Your Favorite Matthew McConaughey Movie Says About You

Fool’s Gold: You would ride a scooter around everywhere if you weren’t worried that your friends might make fun of you.

Surfer, Dude: You smoke too much pot or you have no sense of irony or you love…

What To Say At Work About Each Weekday When It Is That Day

[with gusto]

Monday: Mondays are the worst.

Tuesday: At least it’s not Monday.

Relationship statuses that Facebook does not account for:

1. Formerly in a relationship with [name] where we broke up yesterday but I feel like maybe I shouldn’t have let it happen so easily and so now, although she doesn’t know it, I’m standing outside her door in a mild to moderate…

There’s a very specific type of person who may have Garden State listed as one of their favorite movies on Facebook.

There’s a very specific type of person who may have Garden State listed as one of their favorite movies on Facebook.